Hey Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo, Your 2016 Lineup Blows

Hey Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo, Your 2016 Lineup Blows

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On Monday, January 11th, the official lineup for the 2016 Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo set to go down March 1st through 20th was “announced” by astronaut Scott Kelly from the International Space Station. And Houston, we have a problem.

Perhaps the aeronautical histrionics were a bid to distract everyone back on Earth from the fact that this year’s lineup is the most mundane, most mainstream-centric and generic pop tart Kellogg’s cereal assemblage of plastic talent ever accrued on this beautiful blue planet. In truth astronaut Scott Kelly didn’t announced dick. They just rolled a pre-recorded intro from him before lo-fi graphics rolled of the various performers in a…



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